The Talking Dog Job Interview

One day, a man walked into a newspaper office with a dog and said,

“I’d like to apply for the job you advertised.”

The editor raised an eyebrow.
“Sir, this job is for a proofreader. You brought… a dog.”

The man smiled proudly.
“This is no ordinary dog. He can talk.”

The editor laughed.
“Alright then. Let’s test him.”

He turned to the dog.
“What’s on top of a house?”

“Roof!” barked the dog.

The editor rolled his eyes.

“What’s the opposite of smooth?”

“Ruff!”

Now the editor was annoyed.

“And who was the best baseball player of all time?”

“Ruth!”

The editor stood up.
“That’s it. Get out!”

The man and the dog walked out. On the sidewalk, the dog looked up and said,
“Do you think I should’ve said Babe Ruth instead?”

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